In Other Words

Audition

Alright, tonight I’ve got to go to this new theatre company who called me up out of the blue to ask if I wanted to audition for them. If they like me they would put me in the books.

Apparently they got my details through a guy that appears on stage and tv here ever so often called Garret Hoo. Or, at least, that’s what they said. Maybe they stole his phone and are now calling up all the numbers on his phone to get them to come down for auditions. Seems unlikely, but you never know. George Bush as leader of the free world (as the American’s seem to believe they are, the arrogant bastards) seemed pretty unlikely and now they are even considering him for a second term.

Sorry, drifted into politics there for a moment, trying my hardest to keep this blog relatively politics free. Can’t have me ranting and raving all the time, can we? That would serve no purpose.

I’m still spending too much time reading politics, I think. Especially since I doubt anybody would be really interested in hiring me as a political advisor, commentator or expert. My education doesn’t really seem to suggest that I would excel in any of those areas and I don’t really have many connections in politics at this time in my life. Still, if it interests me I should do it, right? (Better not tell that to any pedophiles)

Back to the audition thing. So I haven’t actually acted in the last two to three years, nothing serious. Took part in a TVC, hosted some music show pilot that looks to never take off (or if it does, without me, anyway). My friends say I’m constantly acting in one way or another, but I don’t think that was meant as a compliment.

Have I mentioned that I got a letter into the Today paper? I did and I should actually publish it up here. I’ll type it over somewhere soon (as they only gave me a hard copy and its been considerably edited from what I sent them). So that all of you that read this blog might enjoy it. All two of you.

I think it is seriously becoming time for me to put a hit counter on my website, just to know for certain that there really is only two of you. For all I know there might be absolutely nobody reading this thing. Not that it matters, I’ve given up trying to become famous through my blog and have decided to write it, instead, for my own future enjoyment.

I’ll become famous in other ways, like by assassinating somebody important. I think I already have somebody in mind. Funny that he’s protected by the same acronymed people that used to form the elite German troops during the second world war (the SS in case you didn’t understand what I just said).

posted by Symbol @ 5.7.04